Gotcha Matcha: 5 Reasons Why Matcha is a Healthy Drink Ponzi Scheme
Syrup. Cold foam. Toppings. Milk. A wellness halo. Your green drink never stood a chance. Every time I walk past a coffee shop now, there is a sidewalk sign, a banner in the window, or a pop-up notification on my phone announcing some fancy new matcha drink. Orange Cream Matcha. Banana Bread Matcha. Double Berry Matcha. Dubai Chocolate Matcha. Strawberry Shortcake Matcha. The only thing fancy about these drinks is the extra money you are going to need to buy new clothes. I am here to cancel matcha as it has become to be known in 2026: To name a…

